Don't Bring 12 Roses to Ukraine

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Don't Bring 12 Roses to Ukraine

So you think Valentine's Day is just about overpriced roses and awkward restaurant reservations? Think again. Around the world, February 14th looks wildly different depending on where you are. Аnd if you're not careful, your romantic gesture could accidentally become a funeral tribute.
Let's take a tour of how the world celebrates (or completely reimagines) the most commercial day of love.

The Odd Number Crisis: Eastern Europe's Flower Minefield

Picture this: You're on a date in Kyiv, Warsaw, or Sofia. You proudly hand over a dozen red roses. Тhe classic romantic move, right? Wrong. Dead wrong. Literally.
In Ukraine, Poland, Bulgaria, Russia, and most of Eastern Europe, even numbers of flowers are reserved exclusively for funerals. That's right: your Instagram-worthy bouquet of 12 roses basically says "RIP to our relationship."


The tradition comes from ancient Slavic pagan beliefs where even numbers represented the "completion of the life cycle" (aka death), while odd numbers symbolized life and protection from evil spirits. So if you're celebrating with someone from these countries, always go for 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, or 11 flowers. Once you hit 10+, the rule relaxes a bit, but why risk it?


Meanwhile in the USA, Germany, and most Western countries, even numbers equal happiness. The classic American "dozen roses" would make a Ukrainian grandmother faint.
Pro tip: If you're dating internationally and can't remember the rules, just get an odd number. Better safe than accidentally mourning your relationship.

Germany's Weird Pig Obsession

While we're on the topic of cultural quirks, let's talk about Germany's Valentine's Day tradition: giving each other pigs.
No, not actual pigs (usually). But pig-shaped chocolates, pig figurines, pig-themed cards. Бecause apparently in Germany, pigs represent both luck AND lust. Which is... a combination.


The other German Valentine's staple? Lebkuchenherz - a massive heart-shaped gingerbread cookies decorated with icing messages. These aren't your cute little cookies; we're talking dinner-plate-sized hearts hanging from ribbons. The same ones you see at Oktoberfest, because why have separate traditions when you can recycle?


Germans also happen to be among the most frugal Valentine's celebrators in Europe, spending only €98 per person compared to Spain's €123. Only 28% even buy gifts, and just 15% consider the day "very important." Peak German efficiency: why waste money on romance when you could invest in a solid engineering project?


Finland Said "Nah" to Romance Entirely

Here's where it gets really interesting. While the rest of the world is obsessing over couples, Finland just opted out of the whole romantic thing.
Valentine's Day in Finnish is literally called "Ystävänpäivä", which translates to "Friend's Day." Not "Friendship AND Romance Day." Just friends.


The holiday only arrived in Finland in the 1980s, and Finns apparently looked at the commercialized romance and thought, "You know what? We have enough awkwardness around feelings. Let's celebrate our friends instead."


Now it's the second-biggest card-sending day in Finland (after Christmas), with about 3 million cards exchanged but they're going to your bestie, not your crush. People organize group brunches, go bowling with friends, or hit the slopes together. Some high schools have students wear red if they're in a relationship and green if they're single, but even that's pretty chill.


Why did Finland pivot so hard away from romance? Well, over 60% of Finland's population lives alone, and Finnish culture isn't exactly known for touchy-feely public displays of affection. A Friend's Day just makes way more sense. Plus, it's wonderfully inclusive. No one's left out feeling miserable about being single. The result? Way less commercial pressure, way more wholesome vibes.

Bulgaria: Why Choose Between Love and Wine?

In Bulgaria, February 14th pulls double duty as "Trifon Zarezan" - the feast day of Saint Trifon, patron saint of winemakers. So Bulgarians get to celebrate both romantic love AND their wine industry on the same day. You can take your partner to a vineyard festival, enjoy wine tastings, and basically argue that day-drinking is culturally appropriate. It's genius, really.


The tradition is especially popular in wine-growing regions, where the day involves pruning grapevines and toasting to a good harvest. Young Bulgarians increasingly blend this with Western Valentine's traditions, creating a hybrid celebration that's uniquely Bulgarian.

The Money Talk: Who's Actually Spending What?

Let's get to the uncomfortable truth: Valentine's Day is expensive, and Americans are absolutely dominating the spending Olympics.

The breakdown:
USA: $188.81 per person ($27.5 billion total)
Spain: €123 per person (men: €171, women: €77)
France: €119-154 per person (€13 billion total)
Italy: €119 per person (men: €141, women: €82)
Germany: €98 per person (€1.3 billion total)
UK: £52 per person (£1.37 billion total)


Notice a pattern? Men spend 2-3x more than women everywhere. American men drop an average of $231 while women spend $101. In Spain, men spend €171 versus women's €77. The pressure is real.

Americans are also buying gifts for increasingly random people: 32% buy for their pets (yes, really), 32% for friends, and 19% for coworkers. That's a lot of obligatory chocolate.
But here's the wildest part: despite 79% of consumers saying they're worried about inflation, spending keeps hitting record highs. Either love conquers all, or credit card debt does.

Poland's Pilgrimage of Love

Poland has its own unique twist: on Valentine's Day, couples make pilgrimages to Poznań or Chełmno, where relics of Saint Valentine are kept. The "City of Lovers" (Chełmno) lights up a giant illuminated heart in the town square at night, complete with fireworks.


It's part spiritual, part romantic, part tourist attraction and apparently 70% of Poles planned to celebrate in 2024, making them one of the more enthusiastic countries despite limited spending data.


The Verdict?

Valentine's Day is whatever you make it! whether that's a €171 splurge in Spain, a friendship brunch in Finland, or a wine festival in Bulgaria. But if you're celebrating internationally, remember:


✅ Do: Check the flower number rules before buying
✅ Do: Consider whether your partner even celebrates (only 28% of Germans bother)
✅ Do: Embrace weird local traditions (looking at you, German pig chocolates)
❌ Don't: Assume Valentine's is universal
❌ Don't: Bring even-numbered flowers to Eastern Europe
❌ Don't: Go into credit card debt (looking at you, 33% of Americans)

And if you're feeling the commercial pressure, just remember: Finland's out there celebrating friendship, Bulgaria's drinking wine, and somewhere in Germany, someone's giving their partner a chocolate pig. Romance is weird everywhere. Embrace it.